supersus.shop advertisement intro Guys! We’re heading for the flea market, to trade some shit Sus is already at the place, waiting we’ll come, buy a trading point and our flea market adventures will start we’re almost ath the market these are the place where the stinky flea market sellers trade their stuff stinky flea market sellers trade their shit that nobody needs Yes? -Maybe someone needs it. You’ll see now we’ve got a full trunk off old stuff there is where it all starts brooming, rolling their trolleys -With no wheel, ahaha -Where is our hominy? There Budulay is Burbalay You’re crazy! -Open up I wnat to trade here. – Lets pack everything up -That grandpa is interested. -Will you fit? I’ll walk by foot. I just want to put my stuff in the car -Throw everything in. You will bring to the administration? Pest! -Put it fucken in Drive my stuff please, I’ll take care of the rest. -Pest! Get over here! Artem! There he is Good evening They laid out right on the asphalt -What?What? All good? -Good morning -This is good -The main thing is that there is no competition -Listen, let first get our stuff out A place to trade is sold to you you there and some slug is standing there And he says: “Hey, what the f…?”. And you head for the administration and it’s not there Or ypu’re standing and some car comes Some Lada from 1991 And also starts talking shit And then you have no place to trade -The battle… -The Battle of extrasensory (first displeased neighbor) I’m f**ken so surprised, block us from both sides and this this is just the beginning So, Marmalay. This is our position This oilcloth and until the white line makes a turn This is where we’re standing. – Did we take one? -It count as two -Blyat… –What, blyat? -Take you’re stuff out We won’t f**ken fit here -I can go get more places. -No, this is the only places they have Don’t groan, get you’re stuff out -Did you see the amount of stuff I’ve got? -So what can I do? -What should I do? -Let me go talk to the administration. -Go have a talk Our first customer. Anything you’ve got. Just something -Hello At least just something let me see -Sus, get you’re stuff out -Where to put it?, I don’t know -Right over here, the f**k are you… -I can put it here? As you wish Let’s stand here on the road Because I’ve got really big stuff -Aha, yeah. And here is the pass through (The administration) They put their stuff here It was put here -This was the administration? -Dima, tell the prices -How much is that? -It’s 70. I teach you how to lay out
you’re stuff -Be more carefull, Dima fly on, fly on !!! We’ve got everything -Stop, watch them -This is for what? -That windblowing thing -Polinwa, watch the stuff, so it doesn’t get stolen The trade has started -Good morning -Are you given mone? -No, just enthusiastic -I got you these are good and useful things My goal for today is not to get a lot of mobney My goal is too clean my apartment I took all the stuff I don’t need from all corners Eveything we won’t sell I’ll just throw away How much is this? – 1 uah each -It worked and worked but then stopped get it, get it!!! Who’s 430? – Mine -There you go. -50 uah -First aid kit? -No, it’s a military chemical intelligence device – military chemical intelligence device These to thing. 20 uah and how much is this -oh, hello what do you need? -You gave it for 150? -Yeah razor.. razor for 20 uah, yeah and the head the head is 50 uah Also 50, it all works We heave deal for 40? -Yes -And this? – This is 20 uah. -10? -yes -Awesome The camera, ok How much for the camera? It’s 50 uah And how does it turn on? You have to connect it to electricity and tune it somehow but you need a special persom for that -Susanchik. The cards are 50 Fly on, fly on! -Well I understand, that is why it has this price music -Mr. Sus! How is the trading going? -It’s shit. I see you’re not in the mood I’m not interested. They’ll take verything in half an hour and it’ll be over I invited some huests but they have nowhere to come Well then get in the process and fix it all get involved. -I wanted to lay out everything properly Who wants to be a sportsman So everyone just flew at us everyone is interested -Whooah, my Eminem VHS holy shit -I’m taking this. -Here you go thank you This is my first VHS that i bought for 9 uah took the money from a piggy bank It was so hip-hop There are 7 videoclips here It was f**ken awesome here are the screens from these videos thank you -the trading is on? -It’s on I have already lost the habit of such excitement -Opa, money is flying for Super Sus -Thank you. Super Sus earned some money -This is Super Sus A beautiful boy? Yeah, he is He has earrings, even I don’t have such they where brought to me from the Baltic states -What are you showning? -It’s a youtube channel A new modern vloger -have a nice day. -You too, you’re fun -I’m 79 years old. Health to you -And I’m 69. -9? Oh, 69. -What 69, 39! we haven’t aged that much -What else I can say on that, thank you And this all is just in one hour, guys just for one hour awesome thank you A nice filming you’ve got? -Search youtube for SuperSus this is how things are going We can get some cheap beer, some lemonade they are selling expired items how much are the crisps? are they expired? are they expired? we have all quiet, to hell with you Schweppes should be yellow, shy is it white? -It’s white, it’s tonic water and take some crisps and take some chips, you’ll throw up nicely You’ll have a nice puke and thank you. -There is a whole car of food some good Schweppes, there you go No, thanks What you’ve got there? -What we need.. -Show us you’re stuff -hey, boy! Bring me some vodka we’re flying for the flea market the soldier is sleeping, serving is going on -how is the trading going? The trading is going good It finally started. finally started So, we’re trading and dring schweppes after fanta Are you really drinking schweppes after fanta? schweppes after fanta I’ve sold everything I could Did you see tha amount of stuff I had? -And nothing is left Cover sus, cover him don’t aim at people We’re walking through the market and want to show you what else interesting there is here. Enjoy your meal! Super Sus, can I take a photo with you? Give me my money back, please! Please, give me my money. I’ve told you three times While it’s not charged and you don’t bring it back, you won’t get the money. -Are you kiding me? It’s charged. It’s not even signed I saw the he doesn’t see the remote control The quadrocopter worked then -Well, it’s also working now Show me, where? -Bly, f**ken the battery fell out it’s my battery I’ll show you now What is going on? -He sold me some shit Look It should blink, you think I’m stupid? now it’s on He doesn’t whant to take it back there you go, give my money back It’s not working -Suka blyat Please, give my money back and give it somebody else you’ll charge it Well, what the f**k. -Why are you swearing? Are you stupid? -I’m just asking to get my money back well then don’t swear I didn’t swear sold you a defective product? -It doesn’t work at all. It doesn’t even contact the remote control -If it wouldn’t work yesterday and doesn’t want to take it back took 500 uah he wanted 800 but we traded till 500 uah what did you say? You said that it works a 100% please give me my money back -I’m gonna get you over there and I’ll do you I’re going to eat it you b**ch come on, lets go -What can you say about this? Well, what can I say, it’s a flea market -But you have to remain a human to first check it and then buy it, because 500 uah is not 150 uah this is some good money, it’s like 5 time 150 you can buy -Lets go on -Let’s go see the best part This is what you can see on a flea market Look, guys This is the most hardcore part, people are sitting on rails People are sitting and selling stuff on rails don’t the trains trouble you? -No -It’s good? have time to get up? You have to be careful, because it’s dangerous -So many people got killed This is how the flea market is layed over the rails And when the train comes, all the people run away a dangerous situation, but people want money aren’t you scared of these trains? -No, I’m not You jump away when it comes? -I do You need to be on alert. – Of course How is the trading going? -It’s shit, thank you. -Shit? – Yeah -Wish you good luck That granny is on the rails products right on the rails this is some f**ked up shit somebody’s product run away Isn’t this your’s? -No, thank you. -Who’s product is this? -A nice leather shoe -Thoes deers are gorgeous -Not expensive -How much? -How much would you give? -And how much are you asking for? -100 uah, ha? Well it’s good. You’ll sell it for a 100 -Well then buy it someone needs it more have a nice trade -Maybe lets go though here -Huys, there is nothing interesting… don’t don’t do this -This is Super Sus channel. -I know -You know Super Sus? -Thank you very much. -Something is going on there -This is.. nothing is going on. -Illegal stuff is it within the law?
– Yes Is this ok? -Ok -Ok – He got dirty -Dirty. -And so what? He’ll clean heimself -Go on. -Shall we go here or through there? -Lets go look for some good. Have a nice trade -And good luck to you guys. -See you -Disgrace, ha? -Hootch, double distillation and some jam. Maybe we’ll take and you’ll have a try? Is it good? Won’t the bou get blind if he tries this -The whole market drinks it. -Are you making it tourself? -Yes, i make it -Well, if you want, we can buy some hootch -Look over here This green one is made on sagebrush, it’s absinthe -We’ll die from that here lets take the little bottle 0.25 is gonna be to little for you, it’s only to dry your lips -He doesn’t drink, it’s me who is a drunk We’ll soon have some chacha to sell tommorow? -In instagram… I’ll advertise you in instagram Thank you, have a nice trade Have a nice day for the health of the white nation, 100 hramm bebems and we’re here -Hot pizza. -What are you selling? -Pizza With meat? -With smoked sausages -Don’t film me. -Sus, you want some pizza? No, we’re gonna take some from the other guys -Polina Get over here Polina! Get over here! Who I’m telling Come here and drink some hootch Or your heart might stop this morning I have some hootch Polina! -Come right at me, some hootch and beer…Opaa -Don’t touch him, he’ll bite you he can bite -Opa -Dogs can’t eat sweets -You can’t give chocolate to dogs -Chocolate is poison for dogs -It can lead to death. -Excuse me, is this your dog? -This is our gog and you can’t give chocolate to it -Holy f**ken shit Moscow, for whom are your bells ringing -Let me help -Thank you music music music music -Come on, go where you were going -Excuse me Is he your friend? -Yeah! -Ok, no problem -We’re filming stuff here music -Is the trading on? -Ohhh hell it’s on music With good to everyone Music -Come on, come on -Denza, denza-faradenza music come on , come on F**ken dance!!!! music music music music -What does it say? -…. -Faggots, faggots! -Faggots, faggots! Illegal, f**ked their mouth all the f**ken dogs who wear epaulets, condoms put traps on us, the f**k you can take from us – drug addicts -torn pockets -Whoaah -Who are you for them? -Ohh -You told me thet it shouldn’t blink. -It doesn’t work -It’s charged, come on get on with this -I won’t. -How’s that, you sold me shit! -I told you the price, you said: “500 and I take it” -But you said that it works! Where is it working? -You were telling me that it shouldn’t blink when it’s charged. -Are you a moron? You said it works It works you said Give me please my money back You told me it works -You can talk any shit you like or go shoot yourself You took it yesterday and did nothing and bring it back today go llok for a fool in another place -Why? Because you’re a fool -I don”t need it, it doesn’t work -Why did you sell me shit, dude You told me it works, and that I can have it for 500 Ok, take it -That is how it was, or maybe some else way? Are you a human? -I’ve already told you everything, blyat -You’re off to go. -You sold me shit – You are a f**ken piece of shit -Watch your language -I’ll chop you, get the hell out of here -You will answer for it. -Get the f**k out of here -Sold me shit and no telling me to get away -Give me my money back, please. -You’re fre -What free? You sold me a vroken thing, it’s not working but you told me it was working. -It doesn’t even turn on. -It’s not working -It turned on, now turn it to make it fly -Now -Now he’s saying -Give me my money back, please -This is my guy This is my guy. -I won’t give him enything back -Lets do it the good whey. -I don’t care, the good, the bad, the chinese -Wait, there is a conflict among different people and we can’t understand who’s right and who’s not -yeah, we heard you -Because the person…I took the thing in my hands at the morning and i couldn’t unscrew the screws on the back – Now your arguments -Wait guys We’re just interested who is right Who do you know that I’ve touched those screws or I haven’t done that. -It’s an interesting question The screws were all tight He took it and said that it’s his problems -Why the f**k are you lying, you said it works! -What it works? -What the f**k. -I gonna beat you f**ken up now, you walking schmuck -You’ll beat me, come on beat me They are asking money for the place So let them give 50 uah Give them 50 uah -You hear him? -If it would talk, there would be no talk I wouldn’t bring it to you But it’s not working, why did you sell me shit? -How is that, you sold a broken product You were telling me it works I’m telling you again It doesn’t work -Sus, lets go, there’s some shit going on with the administration -Hello -Hello -I’m really asking you if you come here again you’ll never be here again -Why? -So that you wouldn’t come here again -What kind of sjow are you making here? People left because of you -The people who are standing next to you They couldn’t stand here, because they couldn’t watch the things that were going on here -It’s good that we didn’t call the police. -For what? -For what you were doing here I know what you do here -The stuff you do -I remember the young man You were doing stuff in the middle of the market -Two years ago, we know you Things have changed here new owners here, new management We’re just asking you, don’t come here Or else we’ll be calling the police And I won’t be wasting my nerves We don’t want to get into conflict -We’re adults, all good. -I understand you like it There are pensioners here imagine these are your grannys and grandpas. -So that their hearts woudn’t stop, or what? -It is unacceptable to them -You like it but they don’t People want to communicate -But people also like communicating with us but it’s not the place over there on the back of the rails, please -We didn’t do a thing, all positive, adequately -They don’t find it adequately -Who them? -I’m just asking. -Who them, ask our heighbours The heighbours are shocked The heighbours are shocked. -Well lets go ask the neighbours -You don’t hear me -No, I don’t hear you -No more of this show -I’m just warning you that there will be no more show Or police is going to be called music In the next series -Aren’t you afraid to be run over? -Music has tied us Stooooop!!!! -Get the f**k away -Get the f**k away -Hey dude, the f**k are you doing -If someone hasn’t subscribed to Super Sus Then you’re f**ked! supersus.shop